Today I Had Outpatient Surgery

Today, the hottest day in Portland's history, I just finished outpatient surgery. Had a "precancerous" mole and the third "precancerous" irregularity froze off my ear. No pain yet, that numbing stuff works great. Grossed myself out by picking up the mole swimming in a sample jar for analysis...do you know where your DNA has been? The incision was cauterized, but is still bleeding like a stuck pig....I've got band aids! Blood Pressure 120/80, weight a disgusting 203 on my bony 6' 2" frame. I'm good for another five years or 2012, what ever comes first.